Wife's aunt traveled over to a big city in Alabama, Thomasville I think it was...anyway she called my wife and said, "Amy I got me one of them you know Kal - zon - es today. It sure was good. It was like a pizza folded over." I about died laughing when I heard it. She's from Sweetwater, by the way.

Dad used to say, change the Earl in the car. Wersh rag. Crazy stuff.