let’s say i phone you & say - “hey man, i know it’s been tough on you - i’m tagged out & can’t go - but i’ve got a bird for ya - best estimate, he’s a 3-4 yo gobbler, long spurs & beard drags the ground, prob’ll weigh 25 lbs ... he’s always by himself in this one spot he stays in all day - never gobbles & runs from your calling”

just so i’m understanding y’all - what i’m hearing is you’ll say - “NAH man, thank you - i’ve got this $200 box call & unless i get to blow the chalk slap off it & have an interaction w/the bird & he runs to my barrel gobbling & strutting, i dont want ‘em”

am i hearing y’all right? if you say yes - you’re a lying SOB & the truth ain’t in you 🤣😂💩🦃