Never underestimate the amount of dumba$$ in some people. They will impress you with the level of it they can reach.

Never say "how stupid could you be?". Some people take it as a challenge.

You will only pee on an electric fence once.

If it's worth doin it's worth doin right

Never follow the masses. The M is usually silent.

If you're gonna do it wrong, do it right.......

If you’re not first you’re last

Ignorance can be remedied but stupidity is forever

I came to a fork in the road, so I took it 🙃

I've never heard that one, but I will definitely start using it.

It's never wrong to do the right thing.

Also I've learned from dealing with all kinds of people that you can never care more than they do about their situations.

This is one I use at work all the time when people make stupid financial decisions.

Since the beginning of human life only 2 things are impossible to prove wrong.

One is that Jesus loves you and the other is that math will always win. You cannot , and will not defeat math.

Mother used to tell me this all the time..."believe nothing of what you hear, and only half of what you see"

Two days from now tomorrow’ d be yesterday,

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example.

Granddaddy used to say "You've got 2 ears and 1 mouth so listen twice and speak once". Or listen twice as much as you speak.

If you're going to be dumb, you better be tough.

Common Sense is a Super Power..