I was at the chick fil a and drew some inspiration. See what y’all think:

“Girl, you got a round ass. And I love round asses.”

“I don’t know how you got those fat thighs in those little shorts but I’d like to find out.”

Do these lines give me a chance or do I get my chubby jaws slapped?


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”