I planted 5 tomato plants at the house and they all appear to be unhealthy. Yellow and black leaves and only one plant has put on any fruit at all. This one is doing something I've never seen where some of the leaves and stems are like curling up on themself. I've got squash and herbs and other plants right by them and they're all doing great. Any ideas?

Black and yellow leaves usually means a fungus or virus. The curling leaves are some sort of stress, heat, wind, virus, herbicide drift, or mites.

That's pretty wild. Are they from bonnie plants?

Yes

It's a goner. Bonnie's sprays their plants with a fancy growth regulator so they don't get huge sitting on store displays. Obviously there's some other side effects to it, as well. Still have time to replant for early fall crop.