While we're at it, anybody take a dook from the stand?

I ain't got that kind of balance.

Deer do not like the smell of human feces

I had to once and could not hold. Hung it over used a sock and stood there wonder what was next. A 6 point is what. 3-4 minutes later not 7-8 ft from my tree.

I do not make a habit of that. It was an emergency

no, I have gotten down, walked a bit and done it, then gone back. Backpack has tp and babywipes.

Not from the stand but under a shooting house 1 time.

Get down, walk part way out, dig shallow hole with boot heel, dump, clean up, cover hole with stick, go back to stand.

Had to get down and walk off once orange vest came in handy

You talking about what my son always needs to do every time at deer-thirty?

No

Unfortunately my water broke one time 25ft up. I hung/aimed it as precisely as possible. Surprisingly went better than expected. Always keep TP in bag

I made it almost to the ground in a climber one time does that count

Once from 30' up a pine tree. One of those sudden colon blows hit and there was no time to climb down. Barely had enough time to turn the stand to the back side of the tree and get my pants down. Looked like someone had linexed that poor little sweet gum below me. And wouldn't you know it, a piece of sh##y toilet paper stuck to the tree I was in. Not a good day in the woods.

Had the pain hit me one morning in a loc-on after a beer night. Got down the tree ok, but as I shucked my coveralls, it released
down my wool britches leg on into my right Lacrosse Burly. Warm but foul. Walked 200 yards on into house fully clothed and walked by my wife without saying a word. She slapped me hard on my back as I passed her, 'cause she thought I had farted.

Mid morning I did skat in the back of my bibs and almost pulled it up when finished. Yep just went home rinse them in the yard and strait in the washer.

Adjust that prusik knot just right.



And trust it.

I’m lucky, I rarely have had to drop the vp off at the pool hunting. I must be the exception as it seems no one that hunts or fishes can go without having to leave a package. But definitely would try to get as far away from it as possible to hunt.

Neither do other humans

Several years ago, me and some buddies went to Chocolocca management area. We all split up and hunted till lunch. One buddy tells us it hit him while in the tree, and he crapped out the stand. He got cleaned up and turned to sit down and there was another guy hunting close to him that he hadn't seen earlier, about to fall out of the stand laughing. He said the guy waved at him while laughing. Lol