You think brisket isn’t BBQ, so as a matter of fact you’re an absolute Gomer. Not debatable. Stupid.
You probably also think your local Mexican joint serves authentic Mexican, the local China buffet’s Kung Pao Beef is really cow and not cat, and that the strippers really like you. Fortunately you live in a country where you’re free to be as wrong as you want to be.
Don’t be a hater just because the only thing you can “bbq” is a pork roast. The world is a much bigger place. You’re like CNC with his dog fennel thinking it’s the sign of a healthy ecosystem.
