May be a great time to get in the processing business if you're willing to stand your ground and do it by the books. It's simple really.

Truck pulls up to drop off:

Processor: Hey bud how y'all doing?

Old boy: good u?

Processor: Good.. .That's a nice fat nanny you got there in the bed of that truck.

Old boy: Yep

P: Got your papers?

OB: yup

P: Alright then, how you want her cut up?

Or

P: Got your papers?

OB: Nope screw chuckie

P: Well bring her back when you get your paperwork. We'd love to cut her up for you.

Easy...Peasy