To hell with the physician. Find some halfway decent red or pink wine from italy and drink at least a couple small glasses a day. No more than 6.

Get some eggplant, cube it up, throw it in a container soaked in any vinegar (apple cider preferably), make sure to leave the skin on it and then rub it on whatever feels weird.

Get up off your ass and work physically. Leave all that poison crap behind.