And that's why swimming in the deep with a wiggling bloody fish attached to me has never been much of a temptation.

At this stage of my life I don't have a lot of lofty goals but one of them is not to leave this earthly plane while being chewed on by something.


The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back.
- Abigail van Buren