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Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024797
01/27/20 01:48 PM
01/27/20 01:48 PM
Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,242
Northport, AL
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Joined: Aug 2014
Posts: 20,242
Northport, AL

crazy as a sprayed roach


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024811
01/27/20 02:04 PM
01/27/20 02:04 PM
Joined: Oct 2008
Posts: 8,155
In front of my lathe
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Posts: 8,155
In front of my lathe
When referring to a very animated, upset individual ... "Jumping up and down like a one legged man at an ass kickin' contest"


There are two types of gun enthusiasts ... Those who have been F#CKED by PTG and those who will be!

~ unknown
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024829
01/27/20 02:19 PM
01/27/20 02:19 PM
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
It’s raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024832
01/27/20 02:21 PM
01/27/20 02:21 PM
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
I feel like I been shot at and missed and sh!t at and hit.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024835
01/27/20 02:25 PM
01/27/20 02:25 PM
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
I’m happier than a cold hog in warm mud.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024836
01/27/20 02:26 PM
01/27/20 02:26 PM
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
It’s colder than a well diggers ass in Utah.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024837
01/27/20 02:27 PM
01/27/20 02:27 PM
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
It’s colder than a witches titty in a brass bra.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024839
01/27/20 02:30 PM
01/27/20 02:30 PM
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
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Snuffy  Offline
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Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
That women is a butter head. Everything looks good but her head.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024841
01/27/20 02:34 PM
01/27/20 02:34 PM
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 8,181
Alabama
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14 point
Shaneomac2  Offline
14 point
Joined: Sep 2016
Posts: 8,181
Alabama
SO slow you gold mold growing on you.

slicker than owl doodoo..

look like a gut with the shucks slung out of it.

look like a hog on ice ( when someone is sick and pale looking)

HOTTER than a fat girl on prom night!

Last edited by Shaneomac2; 01/27/20 02:39 PM.

Georgia Football..Acts like Bama but has a trophy case like South Carolina.
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024842
01/27/20 02:34 PM
01/27/20 02:34 PM
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Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
Snuffy Offline
14 point
Snuffy  Offline
14 point
Joined: Nov 2002
Posts: 6,688
Moulton,AL
That women is hot as a 2 dollar pistol.


If you always do what you've always done you always get what you've always got
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024850
01/27/20 02:39 PM
01/27/20 02:39 PM
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Posts: 9,198
B'ham
Goatkiller Offline
14 point
Goatkiller  Offline
14 point
Joined: Jul 2010
Posts: 9,198
B'ham

Dry as a popcorn fart

Hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit (when something won't give up)


No government employees were harmed in the making of this mess.
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024851
01/27/20 02:40 PM
01/27/20 02:40 PM
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 144
Alabama
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daddy31 Offline
3 point
daddy31  Offline
3 point
D
Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 144
Alabama
Good lord willing and the creek dont rise.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024856
01/27/20 02:44 PM
01/27/20 02:44 PM
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 16,737
lat 34.09 long -86.13
metalmuncher Offline
Old Mossy Horns
metalmuncher  Offline
Old Mossy Horns
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 16,737
lat 34.09 long -86.13
Uglier than a bag of buttholes.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024857
01/27/20 02:45 PM
01/27/20 02:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 3,287
Hartselle, AL
N
NWALJM Offline
10 point
NWALJM  Offline
10 point
N
Joined: Apr 2015
Posts: 3,287
Hartselle, AL
Handy as pockets on underwear

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024869
01/27/20 02:53 PM
01/27/20 02:53 PM
Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 140
Cullman County
S
sawdust Online shocked
3 point
sawdust  Online Shocked
3 point
S
Joined: Dec 2015
Posts: 140
Cullman County
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.

Re: Sayings [Re: Fuzzy_Bunny] #3024874
01/27/20 02:56 PM
01/27/20 02:56 PM
Joined: Feb 2014
Posts: 4,167
miss'ippi state
D
donia Online content
10 point
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10 point
D
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Posts: 4,167
miss'ippi state
Originally Posted by Fuzzy_Bunny
Like tits on a boat hog


there it is....I knew I missed it the first time through


experience is a freakin' awesome teacher....
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024882
01/27/20 03:04 PM
01/27/20 03:04 PM
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 11,794
Huntsville
JUGHEAD Offline
Booner
JUGHEAD  Offline
Booner
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 11,794
Huntsville
He has such bad luck he could fall in a barrel full of t!tt!es and come out with a pecker.


"The only reason I shoot a 3.5" shell for turkeys is because they don't make a 4" one." - t123winters
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024895
01/27/20 03:19 PM
01/27/20 03:19 PM
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 377
Axis,AL
tailgate Offline
4 point
tailgate  Offline
4 point
Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 377
Axis,AL
Sweating like a (Democrat) trying to read.


Bite off more than you can chew and chew like hell
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024939
01/27/20 04:07 PM
01/27/20 04:07 PM
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,340
Jackson County
B
BrentM Offline
Mr. Turkey
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Mr. Turkey
B
Joined: Jan 2008
Posts: 9,340
Jackson County
If fat geese was a dime a dozen I couldn’t kiss a hummingbird’s ass

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3024954
01/27/20 04:18 PM
01/27/20 04:18 PM
Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 601
AL
C
Cummins Offline
4 point
Cummins  Offline
4 point
C
Joined: Nov 2016
Posts: 601
AL
Ole Leroy is pissing like a cow on flat rock

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