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Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023570
01/26/20 09:57 AM
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Chit or get off the pot


I like Jiffy cornbread.
Re: Sayings [Re: inatree] #3023572
01/26/20 10:00 AM
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Old Mossy Horns
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Originally Posted by inatree
Grandpaw used to say when you didn't like something Granny cooked " You aint gotta like it, it just has to fill you up and make a turd."

My grandfather talked about when food wasn’t too good but the situation required you to eat it. “Just waller it and swaller it.”


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023579
01/26/20 10:12 AM
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central alabama
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central alabama
One of my favorites from my Dad. "Grinnin like a mule eating briars"

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023580
01/26/20 10:12 AM
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Paw Paw use to say, "Keep your nose clean and don't take any wooden nickels".


I came, I saw, so I killed them all......Vern
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023586
01/26/20 10:14 AM
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Another good one . "Love is blind but marriage is an eye opener".

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023594
01/26/20 10:27 AM
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Northport, AL
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Impatient Stinky Britches Wearin’ Off-Roadin’ Guru
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Northport, AL

My college roommate when talking about having to do something you didn't want to do:

"If you gotta eat sh*t, take big bites"


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023606
01/26/20 10:43 AM
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Hottr a p#%^*y in a pepper patch
Shakin like a dog crapping peach seeds.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023656
01/26/20 12:24 PM
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Florida
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I got the world by the tail and a downhill pull.


Grandma said...Always keep a gun close at hand, you just never know when you might run across some varmint that needs killing...
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023659
01/26/20 12:30 PM
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Crazy as a sprayed roach.

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023664
01/26/20 12:36 PM
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Clarksville, TN /Greenville, ...
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Had a buddy that saw a girl smiling at him with a gap in her teeth and said "I don't know if I should smile back or kick a field goal."

Same friend saw a buck tooth girl and said "she could eat corn through a chain link fence".


"Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles"
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Bauvard
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023704
01/26/20 01:44 PM
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Gurley, Alabama
Got to crap like a crippled coon

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023711
01/26/20 01:46 PM
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Freak of Nature
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Three out of four people....... make up 75% of the worlds population...


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023720
01/26/20 01:57 PM
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Birmingham
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Birmingham
All from my grandpa

“It’ll make a turd” (bad food)

“Tighter than Dick’s hatband”

“Harder than woodpecker lips”

“Pecker must still be growin’” (when you’re splitting wood and can’t hit the same spot twice)

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023751
01/26/20 02:59 PM
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Freak of Nature
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Measure twice, cut once.


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023816
01/26/20 04:09 PM
01/26/20 04:09 PM
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lauderdale co
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lauderdale co
Worthless as tits on boar hog
Hills are Steeper than a cows face


Brushwacker
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023840
01/26/20 04:28 PM
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Gurley, Alabama
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Gurley, Alabama
Dead to rice

Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023894
01/26/20 05:28 PM
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Oxford, AL. USA
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Doesn’t Know His Code
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Oxford, AL. USA
Go truck your mother.

Happier than a fag with a bag full of d!cks.


IKNOWMYPHUCKINGCODEDAMMITYOUDICKHEAD!!!
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023908
01/26/20 05:40 PM
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Sylvania Alabama
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Sylvania Alabama
Slicker than a moles nose


Not all Indians were hunters some toted firewood
Re: Sayings [Re: AC870] #3023918
01/26/20 05:50 PM
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Freak of Nature
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Wherever you go, there you are.


LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
Re: Sayings [Re: Standbanger] #3023934
01/26/20 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Standbanger
Dead to rice

rofl

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