I do like the synopsis version.
Still didn’t see definitively what he’d been charged with.
If dumbassery was a crime, they’d put him in maximum security.
I kinda feel bad for him just a little. A very wee bit. I mean we’ve piled on. Me included.

“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”