Sometimes it's best to just go hungry.
Truth.
I went to Olive Garden in Huntsville once with my wife and another couple. There was a guy at the bar talking about how his partner was taking him ballroom dancing later. I didn't ask but I feel pretty certain that our server was also a rump ranger. The person that I took to be the manager seemed fairly flamboyant too. That was about 12-15 years ago. That was also my one and only trip to Olive Garden. I told my wife to never ask me to go there again. So far she hasn't and probably never will.