Soccer is a better sport than football

don't get me wrong, I love Alabama Football, but aside from 'Bama, I'd much rather watch a soccer game between 2 teams that I have no vested interest in than watch a football game between 2 teams I have no vested interest in.


There are 3 certainties in an uncertain world:

1. All Politicians Are Liars
2. All Gun Laws Are an Infringement
3. Taxation Is Theft