Dearest Mother---
I pass the ball with utmost touch and accuracy. Coach Gustaf says i throw a very catchable ball...Why won't the receiver go to where I throw the ball? I feel as if all my receivers are Union infiltrators and don't want me to succeed.
Have you noticed that Bammer Anfernee Jennings has rather long arms and is very tall. I hope coach respects my abilities and let's me run it more when we play them. I'm much more productive runnin scared like a canecuuter rabbit in the swamps.
----Bo

PS Coach Steele usess the term SCUD and Nuke LaLoosh watching me warm up! This is a good sign as he only gives nicknames to very worthy things...