No, not a bama fan. Don't even own a red hat or shirt. I just enjoy college football. Watched most of four games yesterday, but didn't watch the bama game.

Sig Sauer, to hell and back reliable.

Whatever suits you just tickles me plum to death.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?