Originally Posted by BamaGuitarDude
LOL ass goblin ... reminds me of the old joke about the man who had the tape worm & went to the doctor ... this was back during the old Wendy's commercials with the old lady on 'em -- yellin' a certain catch phrase:

guy goes to the doc & says, "doc, i eat like a horse & can't gain a pound!!" doc said, "i know what's wrong with you -- shuck your drawers, and bend over the table" & the doc proceeds to shove 1 lb of burger up his a$$ ... *BLAM*! the worm tears it up ... doc shoves another 1 lb of burger up his a$$ -- ka-BLOOM! the worm tears it up again ... doc grabs an apple, shove it up his a$$, and grabs 2 bricks -- one in each hand ... *BOOM* the worm tears up the apple & sticks his head out the man's a$$, and asks, "WHERE'S THE BEEF??!!!"

*SMACK* [the doc nails the worm's head between the 2bricks!!]

I really wish I could go back in time and not read this^^^


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