When you remember H&S Green Stamps, collected coke bottles for the deposit money, remember test patterns on late night TV, black n white TV, rotary antenna's, dimmer switches on the truck floor.

Well, damn, guess I'm old.

When your youngest is 3 and your oldest is about to be 21

I’m sorry guys...... I’m only 30. I have no input on this thread lol

This. Y’all some old bastards. I’m not but 25.

You need to plan well before you bend over so you only have to do it once!

I feel sorry for them! I’m headed for another nerve block in the am! Getting old ain’t for pu......!

You have to wear a knee brace for 2-3 days but you aren’t aware of hurting yourself.

(My current ailment)

You injure yourself in your sleep.

The only groaning sounds you make in the bedroom now are when you are trying to get up out of the bed.

Guess I'm not old you phuckers.

When you start conversations with "Remember When"

When you know what a rotary phone is along with a phone book. Met someone recently that never knew phone books existed. I’m not old as you farts. I’m 37.

You can remember when people had morals and common sense

You can remember being told children are to be seen, not heard,
You can’t bring yourself to throw out the set of Encyclopedias your mom scraped and pinched pennies to get.
You had a clicker that actually clicked.
You know what last year’s Sears big book catalog is for.
It’s 9 O’clock, do you know where your children are?

winner

When you start tucking your tee shirt in your underwear. I started this last year and it actually works better than not doing it.

You have to wear reading glasses to read these posts.
When you have grandkids.
When your grandson is older than your girlfriend’s son.
When you can remember when cartoons only came on t.v. on Saturday mornings AND you had to get up early to watch them.
When you can remember back before we had chicken fingers.
When you can remember when we didn’t have microwave ovens.
When you can remember watching Wild Kingdom on t.v. on Saturday nights and Walt Disney on Sunday nights. The rest of the week I just remember turning the channel for my dad to watch the news (we had 3 channels).
When you’ve broke down a bicycle tire with 2 screwdrivers, patched the tube, put it back on and aired it up with a hand pump.
You rode above the backseat, in the window of the family car going down the highway AND NOBODY CARED.

You take a nap before and after walking to the mailbox.

If you trip and fall, you have to lay there a few minutes and check to see if everything still works.
When your young friends start putting a “Mr.” in front of your first name.
And, of course, when you can no longer trust a fart.

When the girl at Wally World comes over to approve your scan and go beer purchase and with her back to you asks to see your ID. You go to hand it to her and as she turns around to get it she looks at you and says nevermind.