No, they would not. It might happen now and then, similar to a July snowfall in Montana, but on a regular basis they would not.

Jimmy Schmedlap might hustle some in the bottom half now and then for five large at Hairy Taint County Club, but he wouldn't do it in the ones in the top 50-65 and not consistently. They hit spots, not areas. They get pissed if a ball is offline in flight by 5 yards and misses a subtle ridge to pick up an extra 25 on the roll. They hit 38 of 40 putts from inside 8 feet. They're consistent with everything, which is why we think it's ignorant or silly when they say a blister on their index finger bothered them or the clubface wasn't the right angle ... because they know it was off a degree or two for some reason.

Jimmy Schmedlap might be able to do some of that at Hairy Taint CC, but he's not going to do it consistently enough to beat PGA Tour professionals. If he can and he's still hustling goobers at HTCC then he's not too bright because he could be making far more money even on the mini-tours than from Dr. Dillweed and the other losers who show up for the Tuesday game.