Shipping chemical weapons to Iraq by way of Argentina, killing nuns in Honduras, working with Escobar escorting drug shipments, hauling cash to the Clintons, feeding other guerrillas one banana clip at a time, frequent flyer miles on Evergreen International Airlines. I also helped exterminate loose ends of the deep state by zip tying their hands behind their backs and mowing them down then pushing them into a hole and covered them up, so I can drive heavy equipment too.

My Primary role was Air Control, Explosive Demolition, and Munitions. I was an “Advisor” and a damn Gopher (go fer dis, go for dat)

Feel free to ask me anything, plenty more examples.

Last edited by JohnnyLoco; 07/10/19 09:27 PM.