Two Auburn fans were at the beach and as usual, were having trouble picking up any women. one turns to the other and says...

"Hey why don't you take a potato and stick it in your swimsuit."

"Good idea."

So he runs off and get a potato to stick in his shorts.

A few hours later he comes back kind of dejected and says to his friend, "I stuck this potato in my shorts just like you said and I'm still not having any luck with the ladies."

His friend takes a look and says, "Maybe you should try sticking the potato in the front."