My ole Pappy would always say.."CWD gomna drive them lease prices down"
He was a man way before his time

“I need a hearse.”
Translated: “Bring the 4-wheeler. I got one down.”

Can't eat dem horns

If it stays cloudy them deer gone get up to feed this afternoon.

Old buck likes to get his toes wet

Don’t shoot the does

Heard a 75 yr old tell a 13 yr old the following after we found the kids deer the day after he shot it.

Old man said "is this your first deer son?" The boy said "no sir" old man "well you should know better than to shoot one in the ass" old man turned around and walked back inside.

I ain't mad at them like I used to be. (when it's raining outside)

Irony at its best.,,

Someone drags in a little deer or shoots several deer in a short period of time:

“Save some for seed.”

I hunt an older ladied land who said I wasnt very good at deer hunting because I dont kill many. She dont understand why I plant all that food for them. She says im trying to draw more in when I should be killing all of them. I guess to some deer hunting is like rabbit hunting, you kill every one you see. Like were trying to exterminate them or something.

not a saying but i always remember someone praying for everyone before a dog drive.

Go sit in the hay loft if you want to kill a buck, don't listen to your cousins they don't know.

*you're

a OLD INDIAN told me that if want to kill a deer," you've got to shoot at em".

If a hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was.

My dinner is still in the woods.

Lower the boom on him Jake

"you don't need all that **** to kill a deer"

What property line? Either have dogs or deer. Hold my beer.

Dead deer don’t grow

Hilarious!