I know we can all say stupid things at times but last night my wife took the lead in this category. If you haven't heard a human head was found a couple of days ago in California by the "Hollywood" sign. They were reporting on the news last night that they have since found the feet and hands as well. My wife, as serious as can be, looks at me and says, "Somebody must have killed that person". I busted out laughing and said, "You think Sherlock Holmes? Did you have to go to CSI school to figure that one out"? Luckily I have a wife with a great sense of humor and was rolling on the floor laughing at herself as soon as she realized what she had said.

LOL at the guys too skeered to post in this thread.

My wife once ordered a fancy Smithfield ham for Christmas and and announced to everyone as we sat down to eat that we were having "Smithsonian" ham.

My wife was looking at an old photo at my grandparents old house. She said im not sure who this is in the picture but im sure its somebody. To which i replied " you think". Did i mention i have a very comfortable couch

A picure of Alice Cooper came up on the tv one night and my wife says "who's that"? My reply was, "that's Alice Cooper". She says...."that's one ugly woman".

Oh boy.....this thread should get good real quick.

We were eating at a mexican restaurant in columbus .i had driven my wifes car and parked right in front of the restaurant. When we got through we went outside to leave but she glanced at her car and said " hey that looks just like our car" .she kept walking farther in the parking lot looking for her car until i said that is your car.well i drove us to our house but slammed on the brakes when i reached the end of the driveway and shouted " hey kids that house looks just like ours"

The other morning I woke up to go hunting ....around 4:00am...standing in the kitchen in my long johns and boots ...my wife says are you going hunting like that

My wife and I had been married for 24 years last year. The day before bow season opened, she asked me, "Are you going to hunt this weekend?"

Sounds fishy...you should put up a security camera

I got home from work tonight to my wife telling me the kitchen sink was clogged. I asked her what she put down the drain and she said just water. I got a knife out of the drawer to dislodge whatever was clogging the drain. However, the knife didn't get very far and I realized that the plug was in the sink!! I pulled the plug and showed her that sinks normally drain better with the plug pulled!!! We both laughed

Was dating my future wife. Took her (VERY naive).. and her much more world wise best friend out to eat and to have a few drinks. We are all maybe 25ish..

We ordered drinks and our food. After a while they get more drinks, then more. My future wifes friend drinks a bit more than her. My future wife gets tipsy after two glasses of wine. After well over an hours we realize the food (chicken) hasn't come out the waiter has disappeared.... and I'm getting a little peaved.

So I catch a waiter and gruffly tell them I need to see a manager.

My VERY tipsy future wife, not knowing how loud she is or what exactly what she's saying means she blurts out..."don't get him in trouble with the manager. He might be out back choking the chicken"

Everybody in the damn place heard her. There was that moment of silence where everyone was registering it then you'd have thought she dropped a punch line in the comedy club. Whole damn place fell apart. Still in her loud voice she's saying "what?"

Place gets quite again while her friend whispers in her ear a little explanation on what it meant. You can picture the reaction yourself..

Whole damn place clapped for her on the way out.

My wife once told me as matter of fact as she could be that I was absolutely wrong and the are 51 states in the union...

Did you catch any deer this weekend ?

on our wedding night, " is that all there is", swears she was talking about the luggage

My favorite, "I've got to run to WalMart for 2 things, I'll be back in just a minute..."

having a conversation about the indian casinos around montgomery with two buddies and one of their wives and the wife of my buddy says and i quote" i wish those indians would just go back where they came from!".my buddy melted in his chair and the look on his face was PRICELESS!

lol..thats what my wife told me at 6 oclock it is now 8:30

While in Academy one night looking for my wife a fishing rod, she says out loud, with two or three other men on the aisle " I wanna go look at Dicks", all i could do was smile real big with the other guys laughing. Once she realized what she said, she quickly exited the store.

My wife said "I can't compete with a hard body 32 year old blond"

No Chit.

We had a nice aquarium in Oklahoma. My wife called me at work one day, had them interrupt me in a meeting to tell me the fish were fighting. I told her to take them out of the tank, put them on the counter and I'd talk to them when I got home. I'm not sure what she really wanted me to do.