My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
That may be the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
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Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: burbank]
#2654769 11/28/1808:53 AM11/28/1808:53 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
Everyone knows you are supposed to shake the f%%k out of it before reusing!
Dammit! I just spewed coffee everywhere!
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Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: ParrotHead89]
#2654775 11/28/1808:58 AM11/28/1808:58 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: burbank]
#2654778 11/28/1808:59 AM11/28/1808:59 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
Everyone knows you are supposed to shake the f%%k out of it before reusing!
Well, when I started this thread, I never had any inkling this is where it would go. I'm like Outback and lost half my cup of Joe.
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Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: SuperSpike]
#2654786 11/28/1809:08 AM11/28/1809:08 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
That may be the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
Definitely bammers. Probably left his wife beater Bama t-shirt on while he did the deed with ms. Brilliant.
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Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: AU338MAG]
#2654790 11/28/1809:10 AM11/28/1809:10 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
That may be the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
Definitely bammers. Probably left his wife beater Bama t-shirt on while he did the deed with ms. Brilliant.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Re: Stupidest thing you ever personally witnessed
[Re: jmudler]
#2654793 11/28/1809:13 AM11/28/1809:13 AM
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
That may be the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
Definitely bammers. Probably left his wife beater Bama t-shirt on while he did the deed with ms. Brilliant.
When I was 15 or 16, my family went to my grandparents house for Easter. My step-granddad pulls out this potato cannon he bought at a yard sale. Whoever made it was quite the craftsman because it looked like a damn bazooka. My step granddad is a good guy but he’s clumsy as hell. He shot a few potatoes out of it, and it launched them out of sight. He was spraying hairspray in it for the fuel. He took the cap off the back, sprayed it down, put the cap back on and hit the grill igniter trigger. Click..click...click. Nothing happened. So he opened it back up and sprayed it down again. Same thing. Click..click...click. He did that 3 or 4 times and it still wouldn’t work. So he starts getting mad and runs over to his shed and got a can of starter fluid. Hosed it down with that. Put the cap back on and pulled the trigger. Same thing, it didn’t ignite. So he went through just like the hair spray, spraying it down 3 or 4 times. Finally he’s just pissed off, snatches the cap off the back and looked down it to see if the igniter was still working and it the trigger. WHOOOOMM! A flame shot out of it about 15 ft and burned all the hair off his face. My little brother was sitting on my dads truck toolbox about 10 ft away and it blew his hair back when it went off. I’m not blood related to him thank god.
Two buddies and I were across the street from my house, we were maybe 15 years old. One fella drops a cherry bomb down the sewer...nothing. My one eyed buddy sticks his head under the cover and says...."I see the fuse burnin..} BOOM.
Same one eyed fella looked into a horizontal pipe for the same reason. "I see the fuse bur......BOOM!!!!!! Damn rocks flew in his face, luckily he wore glasses......
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My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
That may be the sickest thing I've ever heard of.
Definitely bammers. Probably left his wife beater Bama t-shirt on while he did the deed with ms. Brilliant.
Yeah definitely bammers, had he said man on man or goat it would have been a dead give away that they were aubies
My cousin is a lawyer and had a child support case. There were 2 couples in a car. Man and woman in back man and woman in front. They were parked. The couple in the back decided to had s_x and did. Well after that the couple in the front wanted to also. Well they didnt have a condom so the guy in the back said hey use this one that he had just used. Guy in front was at least smart enough to turn it inside out before he had s_x in the front seat with his women. Wellll the girl in the front got pregnant and it was by the guy in the back since they turned the condom inside out before using. She was going after him for support.
When I was 15 or 16, my family went to my grandparents house for Easter. My step-granddad pulls out this potato cannon he bought at a yard sale. Whoever made it was quite the craftsman because it looked like a damn bazooka. My step granddad is a good guy but he’s clumsy as hell. He shot a few potatoes out of it, and it launched them out of sight. He was spraying hairspray in it for the fuel. He took the cap off the back, sprayed it down, put the cap back on and hit the grill igniter trigger. Click..click...click. Nothing happened. So he opened it back up and sprayed it down again. Same thing. Click..click...click. He did that 3 or 4 times and it still wouldn’t work. So he starts getting mad and runs over to his shed and got a can of starter fluid. Hosed it down with that. Put the cap back on and pulled the trigger. Same thing, it didn’t ignite. So he went through just like the hair spray, spraying it down 3 or 4 times. Finally he’s just pissed off, snatches the cap off the back and looked down it to see if the igniter was still working and it the trigger. WHOOOOMM! A flame shot out of it about 15 ft and burned all the hair off his face. My little brother was sitting on my dads truck toolbox about 10 ft away and it blew his hair back when it went off. I’m not blood related to him thank god.
I watched the High school physics teacher do the same thing when I was in school. The mixture was to rich he actually blew in it and it burned all his eye brows off.
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