I ran over a huge snapping turtle while cutting hay in the field in front of my parents house many years ago. Had to be at least 1000 yards from any body of water. A couple years later I ran over a skunk in nearly the same exact spot.

I had 2 lesbians walk in on me while hunting in Troy. The truck I was driving looked just like their other girlfriends truck. I had parked at the road and walked in to a close stand. I hunkered down best I could but they still spotted me.

If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14