And here comes the hijack...

Older guy who worked for my dad would eat ANYTHING. On day he saw a deer laying on the side of the road and pulled over to see if it was fresh. The deer jumped up and stumbled around, badly dazed. He went back to the truck to get a knife. When he returned, the deer was laying down again. He put his knee down on the deers back and ran that knife into its throat. He said it was just a little button buck, so he knew he could hold it still.

He said that’s when it got real. Deer jumped up with him on its back, while he continued to stab its throat. It carried him out into traffic, then finally dumped him on the asphalt. He said when he got his senses about him, he was covered in blood and he wasn’t sure if it was the deers or his. The deer finally ran off into the ditch and died. Said he was sore for a month.