I have seen a bunch of good ones on here over the years, I am good with whatever the majority decides.

PeckerWreckers, SnoodStomper, GobbleStoppers, or Jeremiah Peabody’s Polunsaturated Fast Acting Turkey Killers, whatever’s good with me.

It’s TURKEY SEASON!!! Woohoo!!!


"To anger a conservative, lie to him. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth." - Theodore Roosevelt