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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: FurFlyin] #2408563
02/14/18 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by FurFlyin
Originally Posted by AUstan23
Originally Posted by Out back
Originally Posted by AUstan23
Are you implying that girls don't like short guys?

Lol at the double standards.

Women: don't objectify me

Also women: I like tall guys

I've had a few hundred of them that never seemed to mind.
But then I have a larger than average Johnson.


Out Back with the humble brag baldfaced lie.


FIFY smile

He wasn't lying, he just mispoke...he really meant to say "...I AM a larger than average Johnson."


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Quit laughing...I think I broke something.

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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408652
02/14/18 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by perchjerker
Sonny must be in the air, or he would have fired back! gun grin


Kiss my ass Perch. I’m 7 hours ahead of y’all and just saw it. You’re just jealous because your old shriveled up ass ain’t been laid in 40 years. laugh


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408665
02/15/18 12:18 AM
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Now now Sonny....this is one of those situations where you just have to be the bigger man:)


Wish it was hunting season.....year round
Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408699
02/15/18 01:42 AM
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Last time Perch got lucky.....

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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408701
02/15/18 02:00 AM
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[Linked Image]

Then they took a little stroll on the beach [Linked Image] rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408707
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[Linked Image]


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408708
02/15/18 02:37 AM
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Crybaby, admit that was you! James, you're asking for it! Sonny sounds more like you are 7 hrs behind us. If you were ahead (in the future) you'd have known about this before it posted????? loco grin


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408710
02/15/18 02:43 AM
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No dumbass, I was already asleep. So I saw it at breakfast this morning. Been at work for 2 hours now. When I get off this afternoon, it’ll be 8am back home.


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408711
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rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408712
02/15/18 02:47 AM
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Ol’ Perch throwin’ down.....

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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: Shaw] #2408713
02/15/18 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Shaw
Ol’ Perch throwin’ down.....

[Linked Image]


got his poop bag on his side and all

Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408715
02/15/18 02:59 AM
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OK, time to bring Shaw breaking a move back! [Linked Image]
[Linked Image] [Linked Image]

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Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408717
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[Linked Image]

Damn Larry looks like ya done gone & stuffed you whole damn suitcase in your tighty whities! Bet the lady's are disappointed when nothing but a roll of tums is left after the unveiling slap rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408718
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.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar. rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408720
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Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens.....

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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408721
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Originally Posted by Shaw
.....or he smuggled a whole cucumber away from the salad bar. rofl


Probably for the "challenge accepted" thread he was yacking about the other day rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408722
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He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is. laugh


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: Shaw] #2408723
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Originally Posted by Shaw
Ol’ Perch hittin’ on the young wimmens.....

[Linked Image]


Well he got one good stroke in there rofl


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408724
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Originally Posted by Shaw
He smuggled two cucumbers. Guess where the other one is. laugh


Well that would explain the look of constipation on his face [Linked Image]


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Re: Shaw hitting on normal sized gurl! [Re: perchjerker] #2408725
02/15/18 03:18 AM
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James harem!

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Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!

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