A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon little Johnny carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked little Johnny “Where did you get that turkey?”

Little Johnny replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “That turkey you’re carrying under your arm!”

Little Johnny looks down and said, “Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!”

The game warden said, “ Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I’m going to do to you.
If you break his leg, I’m gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I’ll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I’ll do to you.
So, what are you going to do with him”?

Little Johnny said, “ I guess I’ll just kiss his butt and let him go!”


Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!

If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!