Very True. I was a risk management chair one year. The shucks these guys come up with to be destructive and do incredibly stupid things is truly awe inspiring.

We had a couple of guys who were particularly fond of doing incredibly dumb things and unfortunately all liked to hang out together. They're collectively called "The Apes". I watched some some of the most ridiculous crap of my life performed by them.

One of my favorites was them apparently being unimpressed with the salad bar selection one week. Well after about 20-22 of those canned barley salads they decide to roll the salad bar out on the lawn and proceed to hit it with a ranch hand on a Toyota at the better part of 45 mph. Learned two things that day. 1. Those damn salad bars are tough. 2. You don't want to have to pay to replace one