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Re: Corny Jokes
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dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwownding.
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 10:49 AM
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UR 6
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Two muffins on a pan in the oven,
One says to the other,
Sure is hot in here.
Other muffin says,
Oh may, a talking muffin.
LUCK:::; When presistence, dedication, perspiration and preparation meet up with opportunity!!!
- - - - - - - -A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take everything you have. Thomas Jeferson - - - - - - - -
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 11:29 AM
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What's big, red and eats rocks?
A BIG RED ROCK EATER!
my 2nd amendment guarantees your 1st amendment!
cixelsyd ton m'i tub (but i'm not dyslexic)
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 11:38 AM
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What's black and white an read all over?
A news paper.
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 11:39 AM
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How do you make your wife scream during sex?
Call her and tell her about it.
WM Hunter "Trump literally sacrificed himself, his family and all of his businesses for this country.
He literally is a true American hero. And True American Patriot - warts and all."
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 11:44 AM
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What do you call two lesbians in a closet........liquor cabinet.
Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
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Re: Corny Jokes
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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
Hey, we do taste like chicken!
“Everything Woke Turns To SH_T” Donald J. Trump
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 02:07 PM
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These are good, keep em coming
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Re: Corny Jokes
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Why did the rooster cross the road to go to kfc? He wanted to see a chicken strip
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 04:42 PM
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What does SHAW cut his pizza with?
Little Caesars
FIFY
Thomas Jefferson. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
Life is too short to only hunt and fish on weekends!
If being a dumbass was fatal some of you would be on your death bed!
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/21/17 04:45 PM
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FurFlyin
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Daughter sitting here on couch telling me corny jokes.
Thought I'd share a few:
Where did Noah store his bees?
In the ark hives.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
Its a shitzu.
My friend was cold. I told her to stand in a corner. Corners are 90 degrees.
A Hispanic magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
Uno. Dos. *Poof*. He disappeared without a tres.
 Seriously, I love em. Ark hives about killed me.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/22/17 02:32 AM
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade that killed 50 people.
Then it exploded.
GO NOLES!!
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/22/17 02:36 AM
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Geno
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show a possum it could be done.
Whoever is happy will make others happy too. Anne Frank
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Re: Corny Jokes
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Shaw
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Why did Perch cross the road?
Because his pecker was stuck in the chicken. LMAO!!!
"I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it." Captain Woodrow F. Call
ShawBuilt Custom Bowstrings
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Re: Corny Jokes
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06/22/17 04:28 AM
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Chilton County
MarksOutdoors
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A new restaurant opened up on the other side of town that is Mexican/Soul food-themed. The Nacho Mama.
"The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him."
-G. K. Chesterton
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