I ate with a large group at a nice steakhouse outside Raleigh, NC and they had rooster fries or some such on the menu. A guy asked about them, and the waitress explained that they were fried turkey nuts, so the dumbazzz went ahead and ordered them. He said they were good and offered to share, but I politely declined and explained that I have a strict no semen in my mouth policy.

That policy has served me well for 46 years, and I see no reason to ever abandon it.

Last edited by Fuzzy_Bunny; 05/17/17 03:39 PM.