Player to player, pimp to pimp.

I don't even have to hit the play button!
"To hell with them fellers. Buzzards gotta eat, same as a worm."

That whole movie could be a quote!

"Any man don't want killed best skin out the back," Will Munny.
Also, "I was lucky in the order. But I always was lucky when it come to killing folks."

"You can't have my cornbread. That's for dam sure. You try and take my cornbread, Killing Spree, Part 2 gon' begin up in here on your a$$. You thinking about my cornbread, better get the taste out your mouth. That's for dam sure."

Eddie Murphy in LIFE

You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Linda. Don't make me knock the piss outta you. - Doyle


I learned to read some. I read the Bible quite a bit. I can't understand all of it, but I reckon I understand a good deal of it. Them stories you and Mama told me ain't in there. You ought not done that to your boy. I studied on killing you. Studied on it quite a bit. But I reckon there ain't no need for it if all you're gonna do is sit there in that chair. You'll be dead soon enough and the world 'll be shut of ya. You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He woulda had fun some time.
- Karl

"A man that won't cheat for a poke don't want a poke very bad"

Lonesome Dove

What are you doing with the hammer karl?

I just woke up a holdin it

sgt.o'neil... i got a bad feeling on this one,all right?i mean,i got a bad feeling.i dont think im gonna make it out of here you understand what im saying to you. sgt. barnes... everybody got to die sometime

You know, by God, I actually pity those poor bastards we're going up against. By God, I do. We're not just going to shoot the bastards. We're going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel.

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain�t all sunshine and rainbows. It�s a very mean and nasty place and I don�t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain�t about how hard ya hit. It�s about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That�s how winning is done! Now if you know what you�re worth then go out and get what you�re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain�t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain�t you! You�re better than that!

No one ever won a war by dying for his country, you win by making the other poor bastard die for his.

In case you're bored!

Why you wearing black, Johnny? You look like you're going to a funeral.
Maybe I am.

"I always wet my sights when I aim to do some.....shootin'" -Alvin York

Harry Stamper: I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off of him. A man can work with one foot.

You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket No, no, really, because it didn't work out too well for the coyote, Harry.
Truman: Well, actually, we have a lot better rockets than the coyote.

Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?
Cousin Eddie: About $52,000.

"You sure are cocky for a starvin' pilgrim!"

I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule . Once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I've never been owned by no woman nor dog...and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now. (Lee Marvin in 'The Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday')