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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 08:32 PM
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That's like making a right turn in a nascar race, it just ain't right.
God, Country, Corps, Family, and Alabama Football.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 09:38 PM
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Posts: 18,071 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Old Mossy Horns
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When asked "how're you doing?"...
1) If I was any better, I'd pay $5 for an ass-whoopin'. 2) I've been better, but it costs more. 3) I'm fine as frog hair split 3 ways. 4) I don't remember the last time I was this good and still had all my clothes on.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 09:39 PM
03/12/16 09:39 PM
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Posts: 18,071 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Old Mossy Horns
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"He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 09:42 PM
03/12/16 09:42 PM
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Posts: 18,071 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Old Mossy Horns
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Old Mossy Horns
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"Last summer, it was so hot that all the corn in the fields started popping. When the cows saw it, they thought it was snow, and froze to death."
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 09:51 PM
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Posts: 18,071 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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Old Mossy Horns
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"Well...so much for XXXX..." has to be my all-time favorite saying. It can be used almost anywhere, and adapted for almost any situation when delivered at exactly the right moment in exactly the appropriate tone, usually a deadpan. When correctly applied, it immediately announces your triumph over a situation to the world, regardless of what the situation is or how it turned out. It is, in essence, the perfect recovery from anything.
"Well, so much for scuba diving." "Well, so much for mountain climbing." "Well, so much for flying lessons." "Well, so much for seven-X leaders." "Well, so much for sex." "Well, so much for shooting rapids." "Well, so much for sex while shooting rapids."
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/12/16 10:28 PM
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Reno
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"Useless as tits on a bull" jumps out.. My grandpa has some good ones too. I went by his house and asked how we was feeling and he says "boy, I feel I been shot at and missed and then chit at and hit!" Another good one is when he's talking about fags.. He'll say "now, you might find me in the Bush's but you'll never see me swinging from a limb!"
Hogs.. You can eat them from the rooter to the pooter!!
Roads? Where we're going, we dont need roads. ~Doc brown
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/13/16 01:10 AM
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Geezer
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Do the best you can and let the rough end drag. Thanks to your better paid.
I am drinking from my saucer cause my cup has overflowed. Thank you Lord
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/13/16 01:22 AM
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Whenever I didn't have the proper supplies or tools for a project my father was fond of saying, "Son you can't make chicken salad out of chicken s##t, you got have to have some meat."
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The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back. - Abigail van Buren
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/13/16 01:25 AM
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Todd1700
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Whenever a bad looking storm was blowing up A buddy of mine used to say, "Looks like it's going to come a little clear up shower,... clear up to your ass."
The best index to a person’s character is (a) how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can’t fight back. - Abigail van Buren
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Re: Funny Sayings
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03/13/16 01:49 AM
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Farmer64
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That's as messed up as a soup sandwich.
Laid out like a weeks wash.
American by birth Southern by the grace of God.....
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Re: Funny Sayings
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03/13/16 02:03 AM
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That gal is as ugly as a mud fence. Old boy is as dumb as a box of rocks.....
The end of democracy and the defeat of the American revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporation's Thomas Jefferson. 1812
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Re: Funny Sayings
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03/13/16 02:39 AM
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Gotcha1
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When asking "who" when listening to a conversation I shouldn't have--"Yo foot don't fit no limb."
Matt Brock wears knock-off Crocs.
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Re: Funny Sayings
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03/13/16 02:40 AM
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ikillbux
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That girl is uglier than fartin' in church.
We were on the edge of Eternia, when the power of Greyskull began to take hold.
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: BrotherTurtle]
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03/13/16 02:51 AM
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CatHeadBiscuit
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When i got to asking dad "If" questions,"Boy, if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their azz all the time"
When anybody stood in front of the TV. "Your daddy ain't no glass blower"
When I asked uncle any question, "Whatsittooya!" all run together into one word.
When I asked dad what was in a package he was carrying, "It's a layover to catch meddlers"
"Arguing on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. You may be good at chess, but the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces down, take a crap on the table, and strut around like its victorious."--Anonymous
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Re: Funny Sayings
[Re: bama1157]
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03/13/16 03:00 AM
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Posts: 18,071 Andalusia, Al. Covington Co.
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That gal is as ugly as a mud fence. ...ugly as a box full of a$$holes. ...dead as a hammer. ...dumb as a stump.
Well behaved women never make history.~ Out back Quit laughing...I think I broke something.
Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzen-Gruben, Baby...
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a minute.
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