So the guy really likes apples, but voted for bananas because his apple variety wasn't chosen as the best apple in the primary apple vote. Now no one in the country can grow apples because the supreme court voted deemed that apples contribute to global warming.

You can't comprehend how Red Delicious Guy voting for the banana was a cause for the Orange to win the election. Especially when 45% of the orange guys are getting substitutes NOT to grow any oranges. They don't care what variety of orange, they just want their $ not to grow anything.