Not from Jackson county, but i am fluent in redneck.

He was going very fast down the road on his 4-wheeler, without his lights on. Passed two cars. The second one hit his breaks and caught his attention. He continued hauling butt, and pulled into the left field, even though he was planning on hunting the field to the right. To cover his tracks so to speak. Law officer, pulled up and checked him out to see what was going on and make sure it wasn't stolen. Then proceeded to tell him that he had shot two big bucks in the spot were the OP was planning on hunting. But the OP is crafty, and told the officer he wasn't hunting over there were the big bucks were. they exchanged pleasantries and laughed, and then parted ways. The OP continued to his spot even though he felt like an easterly wind wasn't going to fruitful, but he was just glad that he didn't receive a ticket.