Spoon burger!!! HELLS YES! I love it! Way more descriptive of a sloppy joe.

First time my folks ever took me to Red Lobster (I think it was their 10th anniversary or something and my grandparents gave them some $$) I embarrassed them both. As we walked in I pointed at the lobster tank and screamed "HUGE BUGS". I was maybe 4 years old at the time. I think we ate at McDonalds that night.