Not an embarassing story, but I saw that a couple of yall referred to "wearing the bearings out".

One night years ago a group of us are sitting around the fire pit after a long day of hunting. One of the single guys made a remark about "destroying" his new girlfriend the night before. The father of a very good friend of mine (and the oldest man at the fire), laughed and said "you cannot wear out a self lubricating machine". We all fell out laughing and gave the young guy hell for days.


I love my country, but don't trust my government.