Haha these are halarious...Alite I have one that aint as good as the staving Etheopian or Daniel Whites but here it is:

My ex was with me on the charter bus goin down to formal in New Orleans my senor year at Bama. Everyones drinkin and having a good time, and then she tells me she has to go to the bathroom. Well due to her nature of being a girl, she didn't want to actually sit down on the toilet seat in the bus. The light is not working in the restroom so she uses her phone as a light. Mid-buisness, we hit a bump and her phone falls between her legs and into the small hole....Thanks to the life-proof, she could hear it ring when I called it for her but couldn't do anything about it ha...Womens