Originally Posted By: straycat
I found a good line that works without having to be super blunt.

" My eyes are bad and you are so close you look blurry" I then back up and say "Much better...you were saying?"



That reminds me of the Mark Twain essay "The Decay in the Art of Lying" where he talks about the fact that everyone lies. And if anyone tells you that they never lie, they're lying... grin