He thought he lost weight on the subway diet. He fixing to be on the prison diet.

I'm so mad I ain't eating subway ever again. They shoulda looked into their spokesboy a little closer. I hear he was involved in some shady chit in college.


“Killing tomorrow’s trophies today.”

On the distance I like to walk to my stands:
“The first 100 yards is also the last 100 yards.”