Completely foregoing the logic, reasoning, or rationale behind the ultimatum of "if you eat all of the meat I am going to eat your dog":
Why in the hell did she just decide to start with his nuts?
I know it is impossible, but what if we had a transcript of the thought process that she had to have had to arrive at that decision.....?
"Yes. I have it. I'm gonna bite his nuts off"
Unbelievable