My Mother in Law was out on her back porch reading a book. She felt her cat rub against her leg so she reached down and started scratching it behind the ears.
After a minute or two she thought the cat felt funny, she looked down, it was a damn possum! She lept about 8 feet straight up screaming and hollering and the possum did his best road runner imitation and got the heck out of there! laugh


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"You can be broke but you cant be poor." Ruthie-May Webster