One of my roommates at Auburn was on a date with a girl one night. A new road had just been finished not far from campus and the sides of the road had been planted. Everyone knew you could drive down that road after dark and see 40-50 deer every time. Well my roommate decided to take her to see the deer. So they started down the road and as they came to a curve and the headlights naturally went off the road there stood a really nice buck. They drove on past and the girl was all excited about the buck. So she begged him to turn around. He did and so when they got back to the curve there was the buck again. She asked him to stop so she could look at the deer. He did and then the head of the buck turned. He said that when it stopped it kind of jerked and he knew it was a decoy. He said it was at that point that all heck broke loose. Flashing lights and siren coming out of a nearby road looking like the start of a drag race. He said he just sat there with his hands on the steering wheel. The officer asked about weapons and my buddy told him there were none. The officer did not believe him and proceeded to go through the truck. After about 45 minutes of looking he relented that there were in fact no weapons and let them go with a warning. When that joker got home he was white as a sheet. That was the last time he took a girl to look at the deer on that road.


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and bear Arms shall not be infringed.�

-Justice Scalia, June 26, 2008

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