I dont let them wear hats indoors much less those damn straitbilled "attack hats". If they are in my office with a hat on I snatch it off their heads and run it through the paper shredder, then I taze and pepper spray them till they stop complaining. If they complain to my boss about how I tazed them I go to their house and shoot their dog. I can't stand a damn straight-billed hat especially indoors and in my office.