Last January at my hunting property in MS. Don't remember how cold, but I'm sitting on the ground on the edge of a logging road that runs between a swampy hardwood bottom and some 20 yo planted pines. Shortly after daylight I look up and see a fat naked man running towards me. My first thought was this guy is in the lead of some triathlon and he's wearing a brown speedo...wrong, butt naked. Looked right at me twice, but didn't recognize me as a person (thank you ASAT). I was in disbelief texting my buddy when I see him coming back past. Wanted to shoot into the ground to scare the hell out of him, but it was the rut and was expecting a big buck to show up any minute. Disgusting phone video included: