Oh, if you are a serious turkey hunter and have killed more than one turkey in the last 10 yrs we do not want you. Also if you plan to hunt more than the one weekend I call you and let you know we are there we do not want you. I will not give you the combo to gates so you will have to park on county rd and walk in a mile to get to camp,if you don't agree to this we don't want you. We are looking for that one SPECIAL turkey hunter. If you are that person feel free to pm me. Thanks.

It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chews your a$$ all day long.