On lifted truck
Lifted so my dick wont drag

I put a funny magnetic sticker on a coworkers bumper after she tried to use me for her joke. Can't remember what it was but it was lesbian related.

She was sitting in her kids carpool pickup when some chick approached her and made a pass to her. She didn't react well, they asked her why she had the sticker.

When she saw it, she called the cops. Three patrol cars in the work parking lot that afternoon fingerprinting her car. One left and went to pick up her ex husband for violation of a restraining order.

I had no idea, but he was an abuser so I kept my mouth shut. As did the three or four accomplices. Never heard if his day got better or worse. She still doesn't know it was me and I ain't tellin her.

There was a steel metal building business here in the Shoals that was named “Rawhide Erection Services”! Had the stickers on their bumpers and the sides of the work trucks. I still have one of the stickers I saved from the 70’s.

This? https://www.etsy.com/listing/1042889856/funny-red-penis-brake-light-decal-gag?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F

Meat processor
You may beat our price but you wont beat our meat

A few I’ve see that made me laugh:

If you’re gonna ride my a$$ at least pull my hair
4 doors more whores
I ❤️ anal

I forgot about the first one you listed. There is a mother who brings her kids to school who has that sticker on her bumper. Cant fix stupid.

I saw one on a squatted truck.

BLM
Bang local milfs

Had one that said caution this vehicle makes frequent stops at gay bars

TRDCHSR on the back of a septic pump truck

Was headed to work one morning and there was a guy driving slower than the speed limit in the left lane
He had a piece of plywood bolted onto his trunk lid with writing that said "I left for work on time this morning Did you "

Saw one in Arkansas this week on the rear driver side window that said “Boobies make me smile”

Made me chuckle then wonder if by sticker placement he gets to smile frequently

Back when small, very square SUVs were popular, I got behind a silver one that had a sign on the rear window that said "My toaster is faster than yours". I chuckled about that.

I've had some funny one's (try think of em later) and seen some, but one that stands out of mine is one i had on my lowered 1990 Nissan hardbody, and it read in big letters OD and under it said Orgasm Donor 😃 I remember i been dating this gal for a while and both her parents were hard azz Military Folks, and i remember her Daddy was out there by my truck smoking a cigarette, and he was reading my sticker (i was like here we go) and he just laughed and took a puff of his cigarette and walked off 🤣

my dad and i was driving down the road one day. We pull up to a stop light and the jeep beside us and up one car had a sticker that said I like doing it the sand, with a jeep in the dunes or beach. My dad pulled up and without a beat look over at her and asked her don't you get sand in your crotch. She gave us a mean look and took off when the light changed. Guess she did like as much as she put on!