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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425505
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I haven't laughed that hard since the story of the guy that shock himself with the taser or whatever he had. I had a friend put a bark collar on his throat and coughed. He bout did everything the little dog did. Funny chit.


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425506
08/21/15 10:37 AM
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McCalla, Alabama
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Yeah ....bark again...I dare you


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Enough Said....
Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425512
08/21/15 10:42 AM
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That was great.


Originally Posted by Johntravis89
There is 2 different high fence. 1 small and one big! Mine was free range in the big pen and was not a breeder buck. Why does it have to be twisted around??
Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425514
08/21/15 10:44 AM
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Northport, AL
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I am literally in tears laughing at this....coworkers are staring. One came by to ask if I was ok...

rofl


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425531
08/21/15 11:03 AM
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Blount County
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Dang!


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425542
08/21/15 11:14 AM
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That's funny! Great post and story!


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425589
08/21/15 12:03 PM
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Reminds me of this time a friend took the invisible fence collar off my Australian shepherd and put it on the neighbors cat. He looked like a mexican jumping bean. He was laughing so hard until I told him he had to take that collar off of that very pissed off cat.

I wish I had it on video


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425625
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Thank you for that laugh!!! I needed that.


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425629
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grin grin


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425646
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Lol hilarious!


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425648
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Luverne, AL
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Thank you for Sharing! I may get one for my teenager. laugh


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425650
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Dammit son! laugh


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425652
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Man that's some funny stuff rofl

Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425660
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Funny! rofl

Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425992
08/21/15 05:33 PM
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Elmore County
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Wow that is hilarious. Reminds me of the man with a taser story.

Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1425999
08/21/15 05:40 PM
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Baldwin County
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Originally Posted By: PRB
If you have a yapping house dog and are thinking of trying a bark activated shock collar to remedy the problem I can give you a preview of how it'll go.

We have a miniature Yorkie in the house that barks at everything. He'll bark when you get out of the bed, when you get off of the couch, when you go out the door, etc. It was driving me crazy. He's a stubborn little sob and whipping him made him bark harder and louder.

I had finally had enough so I go to the pet store and buy this tiny little bark activated shock collar. I mean this collar takes watch batteries and looks like a tracking collar for a squirrel. I bring it home thinking " yep, I'm about to remedy this chit" so we strap it on and prepare for a "test run".

So...my wife is sitting on the couch and he's in her lap. I turn on the collar and get up as if I am going to walk out the front door. About the time my hand hits the doorknob he barks and a five pound Yorkie turns into a Tazmanian devil! The shock from the bark caused him to yelp which, in turn, caused another shock which then turned into another yelp and another and another. You get the picture. My wife is freaking out and screaming at me to turn it off while still trying hold onto him, all at the same time. Once she got hit by the shower of piss he was spraying everywhere she decided to let go. He hit the ground like his ass was on fire and by the time I finally caught him and got the collar off he'd also laid out a running trail of dog chit from one end of the house to the other.

The good news is, all we have to do now is show him that collar and he lays down and pisses on himself and shakes as if he's having some type of seizure. He won't bark for a 10oz ribeye.


Dude, the wife and I have laughed so hard we both are crying!


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1426006
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I got to have one for this sorry ass winner dog puppy we got

Re: Here's some useful information [Re: hawgwild] #1426008
08/21/15 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By: hawgwild
I got to have one for this sorry ass winner dog puppy we got


I have a slightly used one you can have.


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1426009
08/21/15 05:54 PM
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Funny stuff right there


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Re: Here's some useful information [Re: PRB] #1426022
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Originally Posted By: PRB
Originally Posted By: hawgwild
I got to have one for this sorry ass winner dog puppy we got


I have a slightly used one you can have.
You wipe all the piss and chit off of it?

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